
I love almost everything about Ukraine--but I'm not so sure how I feel about the Marshrutkas.
I love almost everything about Ukraine--but I'm not so sure how I feel about the Marshrutkas.

I left Salt Lake City on Saturday at 4:45 p.m. on Air France, and had one of the great travel adventures of my life. The plane was completely booked. There was not a single free seat on the plane. In fact, our takeoff was delayed for about a half an hour while the captain plead for four passengers to come forward and volunteer to leave the flight and take another one Sunday and a $600 Delta credit. Presently four older gentlemen left, and we were underway. I found that my seat was in the center of the center aisle the second row from the back, near the galley. I was surrounded by what appeared to me to be a Danish or Norwegian ski team—they were speaking some Germanic language (but not German or Dutch) in any event. I had previously set my watch by Kyiv time, and tried to sleep shortly after dinner. I succeeded in getting three or four good hours of sleep. I essentially hunkered down in the midst of my Norse sports team and slept.
All went well as we proceeded across the Atlantic, over Greenland, Iceland, Ireland and England and we had made up all the time we had lost in Salt Lake City on the ground. However, as we crossed the English Channel and flew towards Paris, heavy winds picked up and the pilot instructed the flight attendantds to buckle up. We then went through the wildest flight I have ever experienced. The plane was thrown around like a rag doll, up and down, side to side. The thing creaked and banged, and everyone held their collective breath. I was actually starting to feel a little quesy, and I noticed a similar reaction from other passengers. It got progressively worse, and as we descended the last hundred feet toward the runway, we were being thrown around so violently that I feared a crash. The pilot put the plane down, and the passengers burst into spontaneous applause.
That was just the beginning of the adventures. Next, we taxied to the terminal, but the pilot soon announced that due to winds of 75 to 100 miles per hour, the airport had instructed that it would be unsafe to connect the gangway to the plane. So we sat just outside the terminal for about an hour and a half, the plane shaking violently in the wind. Meanwhile I was alarmed as the time to board my connecting flight to Kyiv came and went. Finally, about five minutes after the scheduled takeoff of my Air France flight to Kyiv, we were given the go ahead to leave the plane. I ran down a long hallway of moving conveyers to the nearest information board, which must have been a quarter of a mile away. There I noticed that the Air France flight to Kyiv was also delayed for a few minutes due to bad weather. I found out the gate and terminal numbers and followed an endless stream of signs. Presently the signes brought me up several levels to a high speed tram station! I boarded the tram and then exited at yet another maze of walkways leading to my departure gate. And there I waited as the departure was pushed back again and again. Finally, about two hours after the original departure time, we were allowed to pass through the boarding station—
But the adventure isn’t over—instead of walking directly out to a plane, we were shown a staircase, which went directly down onto the tarmac, where we were placed in a waiting bus (with no seats). It was freezing, with high winds and blowing snow, and the doors were kept open at least twenty minutes while all of the Kyiv-bound passengers boarded. Then, we drove around the mammoth airport for about twenty minutes—and parked, with the engine running for another ten or twenty minutes. Finally, they opened the bus doors and we were ushered to a little cement tower with about six flights of stairs, which we climbed, luggage and all, and were then ushered into a plane! It was bizarre! But, I am now safely seated in my Air France flight to Kyiv. I hope the rest of the journey is completed without incident.










counterweights on a grandfather's clock. Thus when one car ascends from the riverside station, the companion car at the top of the hill begins a smooth descent. The cars are both custom constructed at a nunique angle so that the passengers in each of the compartments are always sitting or standing upright. The ride is very smooth and very quiet, hardly disturbing the birds sitting on the boughs of the surrounding trees. In fact, one has this surreal sense of detachment, leaving the crowded Metro and the busy Kyiv sreet and then boarding the Funicular as if entering a separate peaceful world. So far I have ridden the Funicular six times, as it is a very convenient way for me to get either to the Volodymrska Hill Park, to the Monument to Prince Volodymyr the Great (the "Baptizer"), to St. Michael's of the Golden Domes, or to the Andriysky Spusk.




It is difficult to describe the speed with which the Metro cars arrive in their various stations, and the speed with which they depart. Yesterday I barely got on the car when the tail of my overcoat was caught in the door. Two days ago I saw an old woman fall in the doorway and she was only rescued by three men just before the doors closed. Olga tells me that the Metro can be a dangerous place for children, and that is very nerve-wracking escorting a child by the hand into this underground world. This video was taken this morning at the Universityet Metro Station. Note that this is not rush hour, and so the number of riders is unusually small. It is said that over one and a half million people ride Kyiv's Metro system each day.
(Incidentally, the English speaking voice you hear faintly in the background is the Protector, Olga, urging me to take more pictures of the statues in the Metro station so that the Antagonist will emerge from his lair to challenge me again.)







It is comforting to know that the spirit of peace, cooperation, compassion, friendship, good humor and Wisdom runs strong in every human heart.
I have just returned from a three and a half hour foray into this great city. Here are some random first impressions:It is bitterly cold this weekend. I slept very well during the night without any covers, due in large part to the high BTU output of the Soviet-Union-Era steam heating system in the building (complete with Soviet-Union-Era paint in many layers preventing one from turning off the unit or turning it down). Indeed, the apartment has been so cozy that from time to time I have opened a window to let in a little cool air. Thus, when I left the apartment this morning, I was unprepared for the bitter cold.
I walked first up to Taras Schevshenko Park. There were many people walking their amazingly well behaved little dogs on the east side of the park
. On the south side, in a little walled off plaza are a multitude of stone benches and tables. Under a gazebo was a lone man with a chess board, I suppose waiting for his opponent for a chilly match. There were others in the park, including two or three women sitting on benches, and an old man in an ornate military uniform with braided cap, walking, absorbed deep in thought. In he center of the park is a soaring bronze statute of the writer, Taras Schevshenko.
Walking in the immediate neighborhood of the apart
ment, I was struck by the vibrant commercial and entreprenuerial spirit in this city. Everywhere people are doing business--in storefront shops, in basement restaurants and pubs, in kiosks on the street, on makeshift platforms at curbside, on the street itself or on the sidewalk. Everywhere people are selling, advertising, doing business. Flowers are for sale at the corner, vegetables under a green awning. And everwhere the advertisements are pervasive, emblazoned in streaming banners from tall buildings, neon lights atop steel frames, on temporary billboard signs, and in hand-scrawled or printed fliers. These are pasted on telephone poles in such thick layers, that the original metal or wood is long obscured, buried under the alluvium of commerce.
I next ventured for the first time into the und
erground world of Kyiv. My head is still swimming. There is an entire subterrean world in this city, and, at least in this weather, the underground city is more massive and vibrant, if possible, than the one at street level. At the corner of nearly every major intersection there is a staircase leading underground, and underneath the intersection is a kind of mall lined with little shops, or by people hawking things from tables or platforms. It is also warm and dry below ground, and the snaking and twisting corridors were full of people. At intersections boasting a Metro station, the below ground commercial world is more ornate, tony and upscale, as these passageways are also connected to the vast Metro or subway system of the city. Much more about the Metro in a later post.